SECRET PAGE
The Stamp Book
Welcome — well found. Ten little tricks of the hamster are hiding around this paper. Trip over one for real, and its seal is stamped here automatically.
ALL FOUND — I WANT TO PLAY, LET'S PLAY
Perfect Attendance
You have found every last one of the ten tricks hidden in this paper. Well played. The hamsters salute you.
The Drowsy Seal
The red seal on the front page gets sleepy when poked.
Click the red seal on the front page and zzz floats up.
The Whole Paper Dozes Off
Doze off enough times and the whole paper follows.
Poke the seal 5 times within 3 seconds, or type z three times. The eyelids close.
Shadow Clone Jutsu
The portrait by the masthead has had ninja training.
Click the profile picture and it splits into clones.
The Founding Morning
The issue number is not just a number. It all began one morning.
Click the issue number in the margin to visit the post where it all began.
The Greedy Reader
What happens if you pick every single interest chip?
Select all the chips and the hamster calls you greedy.
The Evening Edition
In the evening edition, the masthead reads a little differently.
Switch to the evening edition — the masthead turns into its night-owl self.
The Oversleeper's Excuse
That streak counter in the headline — what does the hamster have to say for itself?
Tap the streak counter in the headline for a fresh excuse every time.
The Torn Masthead
Newspapers are made of paper. If you pull on one…
Grab and drag the masthead — the paper rips (taped back later).
The Secret Command
That time-honored command works on this paper too. Press and hold the masthead — they say a little arcade window opens.
Press and hold the masthead to open the Amusements pad, then enter ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA — the paper bursts into an EXTRA! celebration. (Typing it on a keyboard works too.)
A Souvenir from Nowhere
On a page that does not exist, a ninja is digging for something.
Poke the ninja on the 404 page 5 times — a sunflower seed turns up.
Every trick can be collected on a phone, too.